Kaneish-to-English Dictionary
- Ellotheh- Greetings/Hi/Hello, sir.
- Ellotheh love - I want to f*** you, young lady.
- Ahgo biten aimuff - I go by the name of
- Mawls Kehhhn - Miles Kane
- AnnDEHmmm - And, uh (verbal crutch)
- Ehm gehntoo puh foam - I am going to perform
- Alitull chyoon fehurye - A song for you
- Itsme noowest singoh awff me owlboom - It’s the newest single from my album.
- Ennits code ”Liffapoo Fetch Eyinah Earroh” - And it’s called “Liverpool Vagina Hero”
- Bit outtow bye oh graffickoh, innit. - The song is somewhat autobiographical in nature. Obviously.
- Ah reeleh luff per four men thisschyoon - I derive great personal pleasure from performing this particular song
- AnnDEHmmm so… fanx, yeh. fuhcummin owt en effryfin rilleh - And I really thank you for coming to watch my performance tonight and everything that entails
- NOW LEMMY EARYEH MAYXUM FOOKIN NOISE OWT THEH! - If the crowd noise reaches a certain decibel level I will literally turn into a penis on stage. No seriously, I morph into a penis with legs and make passionate love to everyone in the room without even touching them. My Cock-Aura will take you all the way to Pleasure Town. It’s kinda like a Jedi Mind-Trick, except instead of misleading you about the droids you’re looking for, it lifts up your skirt and plays Beethoven’s 5th Symphony on your naughty bits. All I’m sayin is, once you’ve been brought to climax by a singing/gyrating/thrusting British anthropomorphic penis wearing red velvet pants via TELEPATHY, well… Obi-Wan Kenobi just looks like a little bitch.
- *Erotic hand gestures and pelvic thrusts*- Ah, louder! Louder baby, oh GOD this is good, you feel so good, is this good for you baby oh who am I kidding of course it is. Who makes you feel like this baby, who changes the color of your trap like me.
- AHHH AHHH AHYIYAH, OHH-OHHHOHIYO - Alright, alright, it’s happening, come closer… I’m about to give a million Miles away. Hope you’re an inhaler.
- KAKA BOOM - you’re welcome. Sincerely, Miles F—king Kane
