Believing something is confirmed just because you saw it on Wikipedia is like thinking you have a girlfriend because you walked past a girl and she kinda maybe smiled at you sort of, but also might have just been trying not to sneeze
stick to the guns
All you people are vampires.
You are a vampire.
Alex Turner is a person.
You better give me some pointers
Since you are the big rocket launcher and I’m just the shotgun
Alex Turner is a shotgun.
You are a vampire rocket launcher.
Well now there Mardy Bum
I’ve seen your frown and it’s like looking down the barrel of a gun
Mardy Bum had the barrel of an Alex Turner on her face.
And it goes off.
Hot. So, presumably, Mardy Bum never gave Alex Turner’s barrel back.
Thus, Alex Turner became a sawn off shotgun. So..
That’s not a skirt girl
that’s a sawn off shotgun
A sawn off Alex Turner is, in fact, a skirt girl.
do you know of an address to send "fanmail" to the monkeys ? or straight to alex turner...where does he stay..?
AnonymousOh sure, here’s Alex Turners home address:
what in the
ham sandwich
is wrong with you
it seems like 6 different people writes this blog
Anonymousnah it’s just the four of me. mental illness is a bitch.
really though, can’t blame you. i never know what i’m gonna get out of me either.
you guys. i’m sad.
The Boss kinda has a girlfriend now and he doesn’t really talk to me as much anymore. it’s always one word answers or “i’m at the movies” or “haha” when i wasn’t even saying something funny.
i feel so… alone. not even my beanie babies can comfort me right now. they’ve been pretty distant for a while too, now that i think about it. alright, fine. let’s see how those mother bitches feel when I rip their tags off and render them valueless.
LIKE THEY DID TO ME. LIKE THEY DID TO ME.
