*asked on my personal but it’s an Arctic Monkeys answer so:
AHEM.
First of all let me thank you for the BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT OF THE CENTURY. I’m thrilled that you asked yourself “Whose face do i think of when i hear the word REJECTION?“ and I was the poor bastard who popped into your head. This is a great honor, really.
Haaaa actually i can’t even pretend to be offended because it just so happens you’ve come to the right place. I am the Love Doctor and here’s your prescription: a meticulously crafted romance potion I like to call
ForeverAloneRanger

DOCTOR’S NOTE: DO NOT SKIP DOSES. Listen to it as prescribed. This is a regimented treatment and you must stick to the schedule. It’s a story, you see, and in order to follow along you must go in order.
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