ARCTIC MONKEYS US

YOU CAN WIN A FRANCE THING

LISTEN TO ME, ASS CLOWN: THERE IS A CONTEST IN FRANCE, WHICH IS A FAR AWAY LAND ON ANOTHER CONTINENT OR WHATEVER, AND I’M NOT SURE WHAT THE NAME OF THE CONTINENT IS BUT I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S A CONTINENT. IF IT’S NOT A CONTINENT, I’M ALMOST POSITIVE IT HAS A NAME, SO, ANYWAY, THAT CONCLUDES TONIGHTS AMERICAN GEOGRAPHY LESSON.

THE POINT I WAS TRYING TO MAKE BEFORE YOU STARTED WHINING ABOUT MAPS AND CRAP IS THAT YOU CAN WIN SOMETHING FROM A REALLY FANCY COUNTRY. FOR FREE. IF YOU’RE A PERSON, THE CONCEPT OF FREE SHOULD APPEAL TO YOU. FREE THINGS ARE GOOD, YOU SEE. BUT DON’T CONFUSE THINGS WITH PEOPLE, BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE NOT THINGS.

WHEN A THING IS FREE, THAT MEANS IT COSTS NOTHING.

WHEN A PERSON IS FREE, THAT MEANS IT’S AMERICAN.

ARCTIC MONKEYS FRANCE is having a contest where you can win an Arctic Monkeys RSD vinyl.
CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE CONTEST PAGE
ACT FAST ACT NOW MOVE BITCH - It ends in like less than 24 hours. Or maybe more. I’m not the person you want doing the math. Just go enter now and don’t risk it trying to wait til the last minute, k?
BONUS BULLET POINT - There is no useful information in this bullet point. But you’re reading it anyway because you like me. You know who i like? The Boss. The generous Frenchman you’ll be emailing to enter this contest is one of my best friends in the world and you should probably say something nice to him. In French or English, it doesn’t matter. he’s a very literate son of a bitch.

THIS IS TIME SENSITIVE: CONTEST ENDS TOMORROW SO PUT THE FLAMIN HOT CHEETOS DOWN FOR 5 SECONDS AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE WITH YOUR LIFE FOR ONCE. YOU’RE NOT A CHILD ANYMORE AND IF YOU’RE GOING TO LIVE UNDER MY ROOF YOU WILL DO AS I SAY, YOUNG MAN/LADY. UNDERSTOOD? GOO-

HEY

DID YOU JUST ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME?

YOU JUST ROLLED YOUR EYES AT ME

SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU DON’T START SHOWING SOME RESPECT IN THIS HOUSE YOU’RE GONNA FIND OUT REAL FAST WHAT IT’S LIKE TO NOT HAVE ONE.

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fluorescentviewfrom:

i touched the rose. alex turner put it in his mouth. so my dna was in his mouth

i know im weird okay god

and i was standing a few feet away watching Alex shove your DNA in his mouth.

i feel like a pornographer.

timmcleasbyphotography:

Interview with Timm Cleasby by Mixed in Sheffield for Walls Have Ears.

“Walls Have Ears Series – Hard Graft & Arctic Monkeys featuring Timm Cleasby.

Mixed in Sheffield presents, Wall Have Ears. A chance to meet music insiders from around the steel city speaking openly about their role in creating the music the city is renown for. Kicking of this web series is Timm Cleasby, tour manager for the Arctic Monkeys, sound tech and all round hard grafter.

In this first edition, 30 minute special Timm speaks openly about how he got from £10 a gig to managing one of the biggest bands to come out of Sheffield in recent years. From his adventures on tour with the Darkness to his exit from the industry Timm gives a true picture of the inner workings of the Sheffield music industry.”

If you consider yourself a die-hard Arctic Monkeys fan, you owe it to yourself to know the stories and the people who helped make it all happen. Sort of like how you learn history in school, except it’s about stuff you care about.

Timm Cleasby is pretty much Benjamin Franklin if you look at it that way. Watch the video, don’t be a loser.