do you know of an address to send "fanmail" to the monkeys ? or straight to alex turner...where does he stay..?
Anonymous
Oh sure, here’s Alex Turners home address:
what in the
ham sandwich
is wrong with you
what kind of drugs consume the arctic monkeys?
Anonymous
i’m not going to answer this, but i am going to publish it and giggle.
Hey Blake/HBIC, i require your intellectual-ness and awesomeness to answer this question: I want my friend to start getting into the Arctic Monkeys B-Sides, but i don't know where to start - He only really likes the first two albums (I know Blake, why's he my 'friend' yeah) - so what B-Side song do i start him off with?
sistergirlfriend, if he doesn’t like this i’ll eat my shoe.
Hey Blake, so I know you've always got the insider info for the Arctic Monkeys but wondered if you had any info on Miles Kane? Was wondering if you knew maybe if he was doing any more gigs in Europe besides the UK and Paris? There seems to be a 2-month gap in in his dates and was just wondering. Thanks a lot!
Anonymous
My Miles informant (we’ll call him LR) reported that Miles told him “I’m supporting the whole European tour” so…
consider that there is also a 2 month gap in the Arctic Monkeys’ schedule, and the writing is on the wall: there will be more European dates. they SHOULD be announced any day now.
hug me if you’re happy
Shalom, since they're opening for the black keys, what would you say is the likelihood that they will be doing encours this tour? Merci
Anonymous
Hey! I'm finally flying down under to catch the lovely lads in a month's time. I need THE advice from THE AM gig guru. What should I do during the gig day? I know we gotta go there early and wait after the gig if we wanna see the boys... Do I bring them presents since I'm coming from far away? Something for them to remember me by? Or will that creep them out? Anyone going to the Brisbane gig, will see you there! :D
depends on the gift, really. are you gonna give them a painting of you and alex kissing… and the painting is done in your own blood? then no.
if it’s some cool little trinket from home that they’ll have fun playing with, like maracas or something (i don’t know where you’re from, maybe it’s a bow and arrow. i’m not a fucking geologist or whatever okay. geographist? look, this isn’t going well is it. this is not what you had in mind. SHIT) then sure!
i guess what i’m saying is trust your gut. but if your gut has a history of being creepy, just send me another message with the gift you had in mind.
what's your favourite b-side from the humbug era?
uggggggggggggggggggggggggggh that’s like asking me to pick my favorite child. how can i do that? I can’t do that. wait, yes i can. I’ll take the tall athletic charming popular good looking smart one because duhhhhhh:
fright lined dining room
Do you know when the west coast dates will be announced? Or around what month they will be in?
Just saw in twitter that Alex has a girlfriend, is that true? :O
Anonymous
if Twitter said it, it must be true!
OHHH SNAP I JUST WON A FREE IPAD
do you happen to know who the girl in the evil twin video is? x
her name is Breana McDow..
you can find her on twitter, breaking my heart and occasionally RTing my nonsense at @breanamcdow
how do i make friends while awkwardly standing on my own though?
Anonymous
get in line early (hint: you’ll be forced to be next to people) and bring up that one miraculous beautiful thing you have in common
arctic monkeys are coming to my town w/ black keys and none of my friends like either band. i don't want to miss them and i don't want to go alone... HELP!
Anonymous
go alone and make better friends. the ones you have suck.
how many times have you seen arctic monkeys ur cray!!!!!
Anonymous
how did you get into the posistion your in now? like meeting them and going to every show? is this your job or what, i dont get it D:
it’s my job, dude. cool job right?
I would go so far as to say that chocolate milk is freakishly addicting, in the same way that cocaine is, so by the transitive property of chocolate: you may have done cocaine...
Anonymous
it don’t take no sherlock holmes
