Arctic Monkeys’ NME Awards acceptance speech has been abducted by Joseph Kony and his rebel army.
Our Ugandan sources report that the Invisible Children organization currently has no intentions of trying to rescue the footage, however.
Apparently the non-profit considers the Arctic Monkeys a direct threat to Invisible Children’s dominance in the “Videos Of Condescending Rich White People Proving How Utterly Out Of Touch With Reality They Are” market.
Stay tuned for further news as it breaks. we’ll update the story throughout the day,
right here on AMUSNBC.
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