ARCTIC MONKEYS US: Archive

Alex Turner lead the New Years countdown for festival goers in Australia. That’s cool.

Jan 1st

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“ehhhhhhhh i dehno, i….dehno. eh.”

Dec 31st

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vaguefeelingofdissatisfaction asked: Hey! I finally got a copy of the Apollo DVD, but when I go to play it (on DVD player, PS2 and my computer) it says it can't play due to region restrictions. Any idea on how to fix this? I'm kinda freaking out cuz I'm dying to watch it. Please help?

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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snakepitonthewall1 asked: Is it safe to lose all hope of AM coming to Narnia anytime soon?

Dec 30th

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Anonymous asked: Is it safe to lose all hope of AM coming to California anytime soon? :'(

Dec 30th

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2012

Mayan Calendar: The world is going to end in 2012
Me: NOOOOO! When, specifically?!
Mayan Calendar: In May bro
Me: But what about Arcti-
Arctic Monkeys: We play our last show in April.
Me: Hey Mayan Calendar
Mayan Calendar: Sup?
Me: The world ends in April, you fucking liar.

Dec 30th

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Anonymous asked: seriously though how do you come up with these posts?

Dec 30th

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If Arctic Monkeys Were Cars

Turner Cook O’Malley Helders BONUS: Kane

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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NEW DOWNLOAD: Les Eurockéennes de Belfort, July 3,...

note: this one features the first live soundboard recording of THAT’S WHERE YOU’RE WRONG. big thanks to AMFrance for coming through yet again. ——————— Les Eurockéennes de Belfort, July 3, 2011 Library Pictures Brianstorm This House Is A Circus Still Take You Home Don’t Sit Down ‘Cause I’ve Moved Your Chair Pretty...

Dec 29th

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I get more new followers after psychotic episodes than after actual unique arctic monkeys content. The system is broken. But that’s cool dude, whatever.

Dec 29th

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rrrickykaka asked: I'm really beginning to question your sanity.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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I'd be crying too.

2006 Alex Turner: thinks £2.50 is expensive taxi fare but splits the bill with all his friends heading home together after a great night out on the town 2009 Alex Turner: doesn’t have to worry about the cost of an extended cab ride, but sits there crying and sniffing the fucking seatbelt as he rides home alone. 2015 Alex Turner*: can afford an entire fleet of taxis but always calls the...

Dec 29th

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EXCLUSIVE: Alex Turner's Life As A Spotify...

Alex Turner’s Life As A Spotify Playlist: 1. Hank Williams: “I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry” 2. O.V. Wright: “You’re Gonna Make Me Cry” 3. Dinah Washington: “Cry Me a River” 4. Alejandro Escovedo: “Pyramid of Tears” 5. Patsy Cline: “I Cried All the Way to the Altar” 6. Aretha Franklin: “Mary, Don’t You Weep” 7. Big Maybelle: “I Don’t Want to Cry” 8. Elmore James: “The Sky is Crying” 9. Smokey...

Dec 29th

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“Single-Douche is ironic and cute, but even he knows Double-Douche is a crime...”

– Alex Turner’s quiff

Dec 29th

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“You’re not the only one that Time Lord’s got it in for, honey”

– Daleks Turner

Dec 28th

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Arctic Monkeys Facts:

Nick O’Malley has a special spoon dedicated solely to eating Nutella out of the jar. “It’s the only spoon that can scrape out those last little bits inside the grooves when the jar is empty,” said O’Malley. “If you scoop out all the grooves, that’s almost a whole spoonful of Nutella. I like to think of it as Bonus Nutella. You can’t just toss that...

Dec 28th

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Kaneish-to-English Dictionary →

arcticmonkeysus: Ellotheh- Greetings/Hi/Hello, sir. Ellotheh love - I want to f*** you, young lady. Ahgo biten aimuff - I go by the name of Mawls Kehhhn - Miles Kane AnnDEHmmm - And, uh (verbal crutch) Ehm gehntoo puh foam - I am going to perform Alitull… man, this was a good post yo. good job Evil Twin

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Anonymous asked: why can't i download stuff from the forum (you know, from that download pack from last month). I have made an account but whenever i try to download something it gives me "[#10849] Sorry, but you do not have access to any of the functions in our Download Manager". Any idea why?

Dec 28th

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“We don’t lie.”

– Miles Kane’s hips

Dec 28th

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Kaneish-to-English Dictionary

Ellotheh- Greetings/Hi/Hello, sir. Ellotheh love - I want to f*** you, young lady. Ahgo biten aimuff - I go by the name of Mawls Kehhhn - Miles Kane AnnDEHmmm - And, uh (verbal crutch) Ehm gehntoo puh foam - I am going to perform Alitull chyoon fehurye - A song for you Itsme noowest singoh awff me owlboom - It’s the newest single from my album. Ennits code ”Liffapoo...

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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MERRY CHRISTMAS! It's the Alex Turner Reaction Gif... →

fucknoarcticmonkeys: fucknoarcticmonkeys: It started with this post by AMUS. We’ve since been collecting as many Alex Turner Reaction Gifs as we can get our hands on! I defined an Alex Turner Reaction Gif as any animation of his stupid face that could be used as a response to something. Now, the collection is my Christmas gift to you! Thanks to the following amazing contributors: ...

Dec 27th

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