dance-little-fryer asked: Someone I follow changed their URL to thehuntedandthehorny. She's 13 hELP
monkeys-before-hoes: watching yesterday’s performance of old yellow bricks made me feel like I was meeting an old friend who moved to another country and I haven’t seen for ages; all grown up and beautiful and accomplished and idk mate it’s just making me cry
heavys0ul asked: The guitar on it makes me urgh. If this is the slow burner, the guitar on the faster/heavier stuff is going to fucking kill us man.
sominic-dimper asked: My brothers name is Blake but I've talked about you and what you've been posting so much in the past day that when I say Blake now my mom just assumes its you instead of my own brother.
i like how people are describing Do I Wanna Know as a “slow burning” track did u know cigarettes that are made with a 100% pure tobacco blend are “slow burning” because they’re not filled with harmful additives and cancer-causing chemical toxins unlike most mainstream little bitch cigarettes
i don’t think we’re paying enough attention to the fact that Arctic Monkeys played last night’s breakout gig without a support act and opened it with a song nobody had ever heard before. the fucking audacity of it, man. that’s the indie rock equivalent of a wild west sheriff walking into a saloon full of bandit outlaws and slapping the biggest one in the face, swigging...
sominic-dimper: Aww I missed everybody. I haven’t felt like a big Arctic Monkeys family since Alex dressed up as a washing machine.
Shout out to dude who told me to “sit the fuck down” last night. How’d that work out for ya bro?
Can anyone confirm that yesterday happened? Please and thank you
it's my last stand, who gives a fuck: no okay but... →
spellcoats: no okay but the new AM song is good because it’s properly playing to their strengths (this is good because it implies that they’ve noticed what their strengths are) - they’re good at slow burning builds to a climax (505), and they’re good at songs that sound inevitable* (hi, it’s falling back to…
eatsleepstrokesrepeat asked: U PASSED ME OUTSIDE WHEN THE LINE WAS MOVING BUT U WERE GONE BEFORE I COULD SAY HI :((((
ballad-of-big-nothing asked: 10 MORE SONGS!!! 10 MORE SONGS!!!
hipstersaur asked: What did you think of the show? Were you surprised by the selection they played? Oh man I want to watch it again so badly, thank you so much for recording this for everyone!
at-panic-stati0n asked: Omg I can't believe I met you at Ventura =)
I have never had more faith in arctic monkeys than I do right now.
How many secrets can you keep?
here’s the new song my babies
fuckyeaharcticmonkeys: New Song #1 - Arctic...
2 new songs soundchecked
inthesunshinehavingfun asked: What do you think the chances are of Mr Turner making a guest appearance at the Queens of the stone age gig that's being streamed live tomorrow?
whole-lotta-ledzeppelin asked: I've just woken up and seen billions of fandoms saying "are you ready for the new era" and things about new songs, so; CAN YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN WHATS GOING ON
alexturnerpls asked: ARE U READY FOR THE NEW ERA?!?!?
Anyone have a spare Denver or Dallas ticket? I’ll love you 505everrrr
GOOD EVENING VENTURAAAAA… Last night these two bouncers and one of...– Wishful Thinking
ministryofsounds asked: I want to be angry cause you've always got something up your sleeve and you don't spill but at the same time /arctic monkeys/ //AM5//
ministryofsounds: no but in all seriousness here where did the whole new material thing come from I mean there’s a really big chance it’ll happen but who stated it’d be certain cause you dont know for sure?? and it is their first show in a while and idk Man U lmao look what autocorrect did anyway u know what happens when u assume~~~ it came from me and i have more than enough information to...
lonely-road-to-oblivion asked: What if AM doesn't play a single new song tomorrow? What would you do?
krissypoop: having arctic monkeys as ur favorite band is the best thing u could ever ask for
arcticm-onkeys: [tries to concentrate in something thats not arctic monkeys] [listens to the last shadow puppets]
YO IF WE MEET IN REAL LIFE U DONT HAVE TO TELL ME YOUR URL THATS COOL MAN I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND HOW WEIRD THAT FEELS. JUST BE LIKE HEY WHAT UP I’M STACY OR HEY HOW U DOIN MY NAME IS MICHAELANGELO AND WE’LL JUST KICK IT AND KEEP IT REAL AND U CAN TELL ME YOUR URL LATER ONLINE WHERE ITS NOT AWKWARD
doctorhelders asked: blake please what time will tomorrow's arctic monkeys concert start broadcasting i need to watch this i don't care if i have two tests the next day
youmadehercry asked: I cant wait for the show tomorrow!!! See you there!
How I flirt: what’s your favorite track off Humbug?
johnashtons: AM5 era starts tomorrow
turnerfrutti asked: i just wanted to say a MASSIVE THANKS TO YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA SHOW US VIDEOS, PHOTOS AND EVERYTHING, THE BOYS ARE COMING BACK WITH ALL THE ENERGY, THEIR WONDERFUL SONGS AND YEAH, THE NEW TRACKS AND PEOPLE (like me) WHO CAN'T GO TO THE SHOW ARE GOING TO ENJOY ALL THIS, THANKS TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO LIKES TO SHARE ALL THIS HAPPINESS WITH OTHERS, sorry for being annoying i can't...
duplexseven asked: Hey Blake, thanks for what you're doing tommorroow, you are going to make myself and a lot of other people very happy;). My question is what time will you be uploading things in BST, or what is your timezone and ill work it out! Thanks brooooooooooooooooooooooo
lounge-lizard asked: Blake I'm going to the Ventura show tomorrow, how do I mentally/physically prepare for this?I've already tried smoking a pipe, flipping coins, listening exclusively to French crooners.
blakewoodbruhhh asked: are you going through the same thing as me in that you don't really give a shit what songs they play because it's going to be amazing no matter what to hear them again if it's the same ones as last tour or the tour before that or before that or brand new shit i really don't care anymore i just want to see them ok done